Horror Film | Graphic by Monica Brutto | The Wright State Guardian
Now that October is here, the tradition of watching Halloween movies has become popular once again. If you were in a horror movie, how likely would you be to survive based off of your zodiac sign?
Aries
Aries are difficult-to-predict people, leaving their chances to survive a horror film at a solid 50%. The spectrum of personalities that come with being an Aries– from a fiery, athletic person who could fight their way out of a horror film, to an optimistic but timid person– leads to unpredictable results.
Taurus
In the situation of an apocalypse or creepy-crawly horror film, a Taurus would have a -100% chance of surviving. Anything that disrupts their clean, pristine view of the world may leave them with more mental distress than any villain they would encounter in a horror film.
Gemini
While Gemini’s know how to balance precarious circumstances after years of picking up other’s slack, they begin to fall apart when they have to rely on others, dropping their chances of survival to 60%. If left alone, this chance may increase significantly.
Cancer
The emotional Cancer would break at the thought of being in a horror situation, especially if those they love disappear or die during the course of the situation, leaving them at a 10% chance of survival. A Cancer could only survive if they had the people they cared about by their side.
Leo
Leo’s are natural-born leaders and can lead anyone to victory; or so they think. In reality, no matter how brave they are, being dropped into a horror film will cause anyone to lose their cool and panic, which leaves them with a 40% chance of survival.
Virgo
Virgos are resilient, smart and crafty individuals who know how to get out of tough situations, leaving them with an 100% chance of survival. While they are kind people and would try to save others, their own life would be their highest priority.
Libra
Libras rely on those around them to support them– not to do the work they refuse to do per say, but rather to encourage them to keep pushing forward. While they may have a high chance of survival at the start, their chances grow slimmer with each person that gets picked off, ending them at a 30% chance of survival.
Scorpio
Like Virgos, every Scorpio is a crafty person with a couple of tricks up their sleeves. They would begin plotting their survival or escape plan the moment something seemed off. This measure would greatly raise their chances of survival, at a solid 90%.
Sagittarius
Every Sagittarius has a well-known personality of optimistic, artistic and even wild, which is unfortunately not a good list of traits to have in a horror movie. Their chances of survival fall to 20%; these chances are higher than expected thanks to their typical athletic hobbies, which may help them run from the enemy.
Capricorn
A Capricorn would be the one to pull pranks on the others– maybe by pretending to be a villain at the start– before realizing the real threat of the situation, similar to Josh Washington from Until Dawn. However, when things hit the fan, a Capricorn can sober up, leading to a 70% chance of survival.
Aquarius
An Aquarius would be dedicated to saving everyone and uprooting the core cause of this horror situation, even if it cost them their life. However, they are intelligent and know how to make the best of any situation and think quickly, giving them an 80% chance of survival.
Pisces
Unfortunately, no Pisces has a chance of surviving a horror film, putting them at 0%. No matter how many daydreams or nightmares they have had about planning for the end of the world, thrusting them into the real situation would not end well for a Pisces at all.
