Weekly Horoscope | Graphic by Bethany Althauser | The Wright State Guardian
The Muppets is a beloved organization that has created a variety of movies and TV shows for people of all ages to enjoy. Based on your zodiac sign, which iconic Muppet are you?
Aries
An Aries would be Kermit the Frog.
Kermit is described as the uncomplicated leader of the rambunctious Muppets, but even he has his sporadic moments! Just like an Aries, the main face of the Muppets is passionate in what he does and is a positive force in others lives.
Taurus
A Taurus would be Miss Piggy.
Almost every Taurus enjoys the finer things in life, just like the lovely Miss Piggy. With her stage presence comes sass and a little bit of an attitude when she does not get what she wants– something every Taurus can relate to.
Gemini
A Gemini would be both Statler and Waldorf.
A common misconception about Gemini’s is that they are two-faced, when in reality the sign simply represents “the twins,” two people who are closely entwined. Statler and Waldorf are the comical heckler duo featured in the Muppets, and just like a Gemini, they are basically twins with how close they are, even if heckling is what brings them together.
Cancer
A Cancer would be Rizzo the Rat.
If you have ever seen “The Muppet Christmas Carol,” then you have seen first-hand the flighty and passive-aggressive personality that Rizzo has. Every Cancer can relate to his personality– and maybe his size, too. Sorry to all the short Cancers out there!
Leo
A Leo would be Sam Eagle.
Sam Eagle is a serious character who is dedicated to his role as a patriotic eagle. Every Leo can relate to having a role they are associated with that they will almost always stick to. Plus, of all the zodiac signs, Leo seems like the most patriotic.
Virgo
A Virgo would be Bunsen Honeydew.
Cold, calculating but a little absentminded describes any proper Virgo. Just like Bunsen Honeydew, this sign is dedicated to logic, but they may go a bit too far sometimes. Keep an eye out on those involved in your endeavors— they might end up being like Beaker!
Libra
A Libra would be Fozzie Bear.
Libra’s– not all of them, but a majority– are very attached to their friends, sometimes to the point where they do not know what to do without them. Fozzie Bear is a dear friend of Kermit’s, and most of his motivations come from being friends with him. Also, Fozzie and Libra’s both are seeking attention– whether it is under the spotlight or simply from being near others.
Scorpio
A Scorpio would be Scooter.
Originally disliked due to the nepotism from his uncle, Scooter soon came to be a beloved member of the Muppets. This is due to his willing attitude and efficiency in the workplace, something every Scorpio can relate to.
Sagittarius
A Sagittarius would be Rowlf the Dog.
Rowlf the Dog is a chill, laid-back character who possesses many talents, including acting. In fact, he first premiered as an actor in Purina advertisements. A Sagittarius will have no trouble relating to this talented but deadpan character.
Capricorn
A Capricorn would be Gonzo the Great.
You should feel lucky: Gonzo is one of the most popular and beloved Muppets characters, and he relates to Capricorn for a reason beyond blind luck. His unique and daring personality perfectly matches any Capricorn’s so-called “wild side.” They both have a bold spirit that anyone would love!
Aquarius
An Aquarius would be Beaker.
Every Aquarius wants to see positive change, and for Beaker, this change is to be a little more lucky. He is always the one who suffers from Bunsen’s many experiments. On top of his nervous and shy demeanor, an Aquarius can sympathize and relate to this character.
Pisces
A Pisces would be Walter.
Every Pisces has something they obsess over; for Walter, that is the Muppets. For those who do not know who Walter is, he starts as a life-long fan of the Muppets show who eventually goes on to join the group. While you may not relate to his personality, you definitely want to experience what he did!
