This week's horoscopes are focusing on quotes from FRIENDS (the sitcom) that describe you based on your astrology sign.
ARIES
“How you doin'?” - Joey
TAURUS
“Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut up!” - Chandler
GEMINI
“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” - Phoebe
CANCER
“If you’re gonna make me choose between you and the hat, I choose the hat.” - Joey
LEO
“It’s like all my life everyone’s told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’" - Rachel
VIRGO
“Oh. My. God.” - Janice
LIBRA
“PIVOT” - Ross
SCORPIO
“You can’t just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?" - Joey
SAGITTARIUS
“Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.” - Phoebe
CAPRICORN
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!” - Monica
AQUARIUS
“You could not be anymore wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.” - Ross
PISCES
“WE WERE ON A BREAK!” - Ross
