National Pet Day, on April 11, is a day for pet owners to pamper and celebrate their pets. But when observing the life of the everyday furry (or not so furry) friend, every pet owner has wondered a time or two. What is it like to be a pet? What pet would I be? Would you be a loyal dog, a reserved cat, an observant reptile…or maybe something more mythical?
Question One: You are free on a Saturday in the summer, what are your plans?
- Hanging out with friends and family
- Sleeping as long as humanly possible
- Creating or doing a hobby
- Amusement or Water Parks.
- Sunbathing or doing other activities outside
- Partying or at an event
Question Two: Pick a snack
- Pizza
- Chips
- Fruit of some kind
- Something quick
- Something simple
- Buldak Ramen
Question Three: What are your vibes?
- Upbeat and energetic
- Relaxed and calm
- Creative
- Unpredictable
- Low-key and knowledgeable
- Epic
Question Four: Dream vacation?
- Road trip. I like the wind flowing through my hair
- A quiet cabin with tons of windows to look at the view
- Reading or creating somewhere peaceful
- Tourist Traps. They are so kitsch
- The beach
- A Broadway play or dinner show (like Medieval Times)
Question Five: What is your sleep schedule?
- Fairly Normal. Full or close to 8 hrs
- All over the place…don’t judge
- Late, but productive nights
- “You guys sleep?”
- It depends on how much energy I have at the end of the day
- Whenever I’m tired
Question Six: What type of shows/movies do you like?
- Feel-good movies or comedy
- Something comforting
- I’d rather read
- Trash reality TV
- Nature documentaries or specifically Holes
- Fantasy or adventure
Question Seven: How do you handle stress?
- I need to talk to my emotional support person
- Walk away and recharge
- Distract yourself with a book or project
- Panic, deny and cry, wing it (repeat 2X per project)
- Process it and work through it
- Spiral hard, then think about it strategically
Question Eight: Your work/school style is….
- Reliable
- “It’ll happen when it happens”
- Thoughtful and detailed
- Last minute
- Efficient
- Either fantastic or awful, no in between
Question Nine: What color palette matches your mood?
- Bright and bold
- Neutrals and soft tones
- Pastels
- I don’t have a set one
- Earthy Tones
- Dark, rich, whimsical
Question Ten: What is your biggest strength?
- Loyalty
- Independence
- Creativity
- Energy
- Awareness
- Presence
Results:
Mostly A’s: Dog
You are an active, outgoing person. Loyal to a fault, you are the glue of your friend group and the one who is called upon for help. You are down for anything and love good vibes.
Mostly B’s: Cat
Calm, cool and collected, you are independent to a fault. You most likely spend your time relaxing in the quiet. But others shouldn’t let that chill side fool them; around the right people, you are loving and playful.
Mostly C’s: Turtle
Slow and steady wins the race for you! You are a thoughtful person who takes life at your own pace. You are most likely a bit more introverted than the average person, but that introversion blooms into creativity and a mind beyond your years
Mostly D’s: Guinea Pig
You are a menace to the state of Ohio. A chaotic bundle of energy. No one ever quite knows what you are doing or capable of. Your life is never boring for sure. But while you are a force of energy, in ways you are fragile and sometimes feel small. To be honest, therapy sounds like a great option.
Mostly E's: Lizard
One word can describe you perfectly: unbothered. You simply do not (and can not) care about what anyone is saying to you at any given moment. With that low-key energy brings observation. When you aren’t the star of the show, you notice things.
Mostly F’s: Mythical Creature
You are a strong, demanding presence whenever you walk in a room. You claim the attention with just one look. You are loud, rare and, at times, dramatic. But regardless, you know a lot of people, and they either love or fear you. Think like Regina George, pre-bus incident (and maybe a tad nicer).







