SEPTEMBER 17-21
ARIES - All is fair in love and war this week Aries. Make sure you know the difference.
TAURUS - A penny saved is a penny earned dear Taurus. But why save one penny when you can save like one dollar. That gets you further in paying off that student debt.
GEMINI - Has a cat gotten your tongue this week Gemini? Well that’s probably bad and you should get that checked out.
CANCER - Keep a stiff upper lip in your group project at the end of the week Cancer. We don’t really know what this means but it sounds important.
LEO - Has your heart been on your sleeve recently Leo? Well maybe you should buy shirts without a heart pattern. We suggest buying polka dots. It’s very attention getting.
VIRGO - Opportunity won’t knock twice this week Virgo. Unless it’s your DoorDash order, that’s because the delivery person is in a hurry. Definitely answer that door!
LIBRA - Has time been moving as slow as molasses in January Libra? Try finding a new hobby to make the time go by, like reading about how fast molasses moves during different months. We are curious.
SCORPIO - It takes two to tango dear Scorpio. In life and in dance. It might be difficult to dance the tango alone. But you will soon find your tangoing partner. Don’t be stage fright.
SAGITTARIUS - You know the phrase work like a dog Sagittarius? You might be working harder than your furry friend and starting to feel unappreciated. Have a talk with that good boy/girl. Find out what’s going on. Might just be a phase.
CAPRICORN - Have you been avoiding homework like the plague? Well considering the plague has been gone for many moons you should probably stop avoiding it and start. You won’t get sick.
AQUARIUS - When it rains, it pours dear Aquarius. Unless it’s only drizzling out. Then it’s like a nice little rain shower that you can enjoy. Enjoy today.
PISCES - Don’t judge a book by its cover this week Pisces. Judge it for the content on the back cover.
